Mike Patton
After School Special
[Intro]
(One, two, three, four
One, two, three)

[Verse 1]
My mom is better than
Your mom and your dad too
She knows nutrition well
That's why I'm trim and lean

[Chorus]
Because she cooks, she cleans
She lies, she says I'm handsome (handsome now)

[Verse 2]
Once dad hit me so hard
Mom felt it on her cheek

[Chorus]
Because she cooks, she cleans
She lies, she says I am handsome (that's right)

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
My mom is better than
Your mom and your dad too
She's there when she needs to be there
That's why I'm here today
[Chorus]
Because she cooks, she cleans
She lies, she says
You fuckin' lied to me

[Outro]
Mmm, good
Mmm, good
Mmm, ha
Hehehe, hehehe
Good, hehehehehe
Hehehe, hahaha
Hahahahahaha
Goo-hahahaha
No, no, no
Hmhm, ahm
Ahahaha
Stop tickling me
Leave me alone
Stop tickling me
Why are you touching me?
Hmhmhm, hahahahahaha
Why are you touching me?
Mhmhm, ahahahaha
Hey
Hey
Where are you going?