Mike Patton
The Perfect Crime
[Verse 1]
Girl listens to mom
So she lights a match and pretends to sleep
While everything burns

Man drives nowhere
So he pressed the pedal, hit a few dogs
And felt good

Boy hears Teacher's words
So he closed his eyes and stepped in front
Of a train
Woo!

[Chorus]
Woops!
Sorry 'bout that
It's just an accident
Revenge
Nobody forgets
Chop it into bits


[Post-Chorus 1]
The bitterness is hard to hide
It smells like homicide
Just nod and say it's okay

[Verse 2]
I can hear your voice echo
Okay, I lied - it's really the voice
Of the guy who kicked your head in

Look in the mirror
It seems you're shrinking, miniature
And soon enough you're gone

[Chorus]
Woops!
Sorry 'bout that
It's just an accident
Revenge
Nobody forgets
Chop it into bits

[Post-Chorus 2]
You try to make the moment
Last you broke it right in half
You die and have a nice day

[Post-Chorus 1]
The bitterness is hard to hide
It smells like homicide
Just nod and say it's okay
(station)

[Bridge]
No one saw the perfect crime
I can't wait for the next time

[Post-Chorus 1]
The bitterness is hard to hide
It smells like homicide
Just nod and say it's okay

[Post-Chorus 2]
You try to make the moment
Last you broke it right in half
You die and have a nice day

[Post-Chorus 1]
The bitterness is hard to hide
It smells like homicide
Just nod and say it's okay

[Chorus]
Woops!
Sorry 'bout that
It's just an accident
Revenge
Nobody forgets
Chop it into bits
[Post-Chorus 2]
You try to make the moment
Last you broke it right in half
You die and have a nice day