[Verse 1]
A piece of mail, a letter head
A piece of hair from a human head
They're sayin' to me, "I should've killed it"
"I should've killed it, I shoulda killed it"
"I should've killed it before"

[Bridge]
You're right, you're right
"Kill the body and the head will die"
They're laughin' at me, "I shoulda learnt it"
"I shoulda learnt it, I shoulda learnt it"
"I shoulda learned it, I shoulda learned it"
"I shoulda learned it before"
"I shoulda learned it before"

[Chorus]
What a day, what a day
If you can look it in the face and hold your vomit
What a day, what a day
If you can look it in the face and hold your vomit

[Verse 2]
A wet sneeze and a "no left turn"
A row of teeth and an encouraging word
Beneath a mile of skin, "I shoulda noticed it"
"I shoulda noticed it, I noticed it before"
"I noticed it before"
"Noticed it before"
"Noticed it before"
[Chorus]
What a day, what a day
If you can look it in the face and hold your vomit
What a day, what a day
If you can look it in the face and hold your vomit

[Outro]
What a day, what a day, what a day, what a day, what a day, what a
Day, what a day, what a day, what a day, what a day, what a day, what a
Don't touch it!
What a day! What a day! What a day! Don't touch it!
Just what a day! What a day! What a day! Don't touch it!
Just what a day! What a day! What a day! Don't touch it!
Just what a day! What a day! What a day! Don't touch it!