[Portnoy]
Kick that shit, kick that k-k-k-kick that shit GO!

[LaBrie]
Here I go, I'm coming downtown, I wanna look around your town
I’m gonna buy the biggest fuckin' thing and then I'm gonna deep down
I’m gonna go back home with that fuckin' thing
Gonna give it to my wife, you know
What it is, I can't tell you, but I'll be back next year and then you'll find out yo!

[Portnoy]
Yeah boy, let me hear you say "ooooh"
I say oh, oh!
I said good to go yeah
I said suck on my ass and balls
Suck on my ass and balls
Suck on my ass and balls
Suck on my ass and balls
Eat my ass and balls
Lick my ass and balls
GO!