Hooray for Hollywood
That screwy, bally hooey Hollywood!
Where any office boy
Or young mechanic
Can be a panic
With just a good-looking pan
And any barmaid
Can be a star maid
If she dances with or without a fan
Hooray for Hollywood!
Where you're terrific
If you're even good!
Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple
To Aimee Semple
Is equally understood
Come on and try your luck
And buy some million bucks
Hooray for Hollywood!

Hooray for Hollywood!
That phony, super Coney, Hollywood
They come from Chilicothes and Padukahs
With their bazookas (it could refer to so many things!)
To see their names up in lights
All armed with photos
From local rotos
With their hair in curlers
And legs in tights
Hooray for Hollywood!
You may be homely in your neighborhood
Still, if you think that you can be an actor
See Mister Factor
He'd make a monkey look good!
Within a half an hour
You'll look like Tyrone Power
Hooray for Hollywood!