[Verse 1]
Here we go, here we go, here we go again
Dirty knickers, pop music, vodka and gin
Your knees are sore, you must've been in the wars
There's something to celebrate in our lives and here's where it begins

[Chorus]
Oh, well, see how we've grown
One gets born every minute
You're never, never alone
'Cause one gets born every minute of the day

[Verse 2]
Dozy Krauts and cosmopolitan tarts
Sleep together if hungover where on the Seine
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go again
Dirty knickers, pop music, vodka, beer and gin

[Chorus]
Oh, well, see how we've grown
One gets born every minute
You're never, never alone
'Cause one gets born every minute of the day

[Instrumental break]
[Chorus]
Oh, well, see how we've grown
One gets born every minute
You're never, never alone
'Cause one gets born every minute of the day