[Intro]
You can go into a frenzy when you rage
If you do so, for the duration of your rage you can make a single melee weapon attack as a bonus action on each of your turns after this one

[Verse 1: The RJB]
Listen man, this is an attack of opportunity
I'mma do what I do and I'll do it b-e-a-utifully
I'll lead a mutiny musically, cue a lyrical coup
To free our community from cartoon buffonery
I strike with lucid acuity
Well-versed and fluent in brutally
Chewin' through all the trivial euphony
You can Scooby-Dooby-do me, removing my mask is fruitless
See, the monster exhumed is more ruthless than I'll ever be-
-Prepared for doom, I get a boon, when I'm attuned, to the moon!
Soon you'll see the truly cool unruly rule of lunacy
Silver-tongued and bullet-proof, immune to human scrutiny
I'm swallowing the auto-tune, I'm pissing ingenuity

[Verse 2: Yahzick]
I know that it's been a minute since I've been on the mic
Some people were like, "I wonder if he can still write?"
And then I get up on the booth and it's ridin' a bike
Flyin' a kite, keepin' it light, I could do this in my sleep
Not gonna stop until I'm at the top of the heap
Creepin' up into the mind of the sheep
Keepin' them up on the edge of they seat
Bringing the heat, I never rest
You look impressed, you should invest
Under the radar, one of the best
This is a test, all that I'm doin' is givin' it all that I got
Which is a lot, and I'll keep firin' shots
Whether you like it or not

[Verse 3: The RJB]
Order up, got a vegan verse
Still meatier than half of the chaff you've heard
It's farm-fresh, ripe, and rife with the right absurd
Romaine calm, gets worse but I'll feed you first
So market down in your calendar, it's the year of the comatose
Everybody mumble like you're missing chromosomes
Small minds, weak lines, soft edges
I'm a growin' boy and I've been eatin' veggies
I made these salad bars self-serving
Low-fat and so unnerving
Take your place at my table and say grace
Hope you're ready to ingest what I'm unearthing
I'm cursing, birthing perfect wording
For these undeserving earthlings
And reworking versions purely for the unobservant
I get on a kick and I spread it thick like it's peanut butter
Cool as a cucumber, I come with the cure for global hunger
Jalapeno kitchen, I'm addin' nutrition to your supper
Rediscoverin' the lost, artichokin' a motherfucker
You can take your thyme, slow it down if you need to
But lettuce address, I'm gettin' bigger like a seed do
Garden my cabbage from the rabbits who on scene do
Doin' 24-karat plated shit in their Halloween suits
I got a fertile mind, green but overflowing with verbal guile
Any beet you produce, aisle juice it up
Spittin' while you're sittin', gettin' steamed at my new style
Let's review a while, like a schoolchild
Tryin' to force you to swallow it is futile
Plant yourself, sprout, and let it stew awhile
You'll never grow if you never get your roots right
I got a lewd mind, true, fine, who minds, at least I use mine
To find new rhymes too fine for you true swines
I'mma bouta rocket to the top, goin' off like a beanstalk
Ketchup, I'm about tomato sauce drop
I turnip the savage, I ravage, ain't heard a cut this raddish
No use smoking broccoli, follow me if you're into this
I gotta make that celery, I don't know photosynthesis
[Verse 4: Yahzick]
I ain't tryin' to be somebody that I'm not
Just take a listen to the magnificent rhythm I got
Chazbot, comin' in the window
Blowin' indo, steady, ready to thicken the plot
Boom headshot, mouth like a maco
Rippin' it from Waikiki to Waco
Tryna stay rad, but I'm so mad
Finna break bad and go get a winnebago
Tongue like a tornado, twistin', turnin' it up consistent like a piston
I'mma drop one more tape, then I'll take my vape
And make my escape, snake plissken
Twin fistin', animalistic, it's kind of a defining characteristic
I'm not violent, but I got a mindset like a tyrant, so you don't really wanna risk it
Impervious curses, worse than an orgy between 75 nurses
Make way for the hearses, these verses have a rather important purpose
On the search like Anthony Burgess
I'mma rap with a gap in my lungs homie
You are now among the most unsung tongue the game, and y'all are about to know me
I'm not phony, I'm kind of a big deal
Doin' what I can to keep it real
Ain't here to play, what can I say, that's just the way I feel
If life gives you lemons, then say "Fuck the lemons!" and bail
And if y'all got a coffin, then I'll make this mic the final nail

[Verse 5]
Other rap is forgettable, it's not my fault that they've never seen a Dewey Decimal
You bet I keep it professional, I got no time for the casuals, I'm too incredible
You can't imagine the depths of my mind, my thoughts are tetra-dimensional
I got this ice in my veins, I grew up with sisters and all of my brothers are Eskimos
I am a wendigo, finna go in for the win
You know when I come in you're expendable
I jump out of the frying pan, into the flames and walk out like my name is Abednego
Come get upended, I'm in a frenzy
Ready to put out a hit that is critical
You know I set a new standard for cunning and banter with every impeccable syllable
[Verse 6]
Attackin' with a vernacular, so ratchet
I'm comin' atcha', wit sharp like a hatchet
In fact, I'm a bit infatuated with rap, and i'm actually an immaculate assassin
And I'll passionately smash a beat to smithereens
Get trill from the 'ville to the Philippines
Sit still while my flow goes so mean, these emcees been on lean and codeine
They so green, they don't even got verses
Somebody gimme the mic, y'all better ready the hearses
Bark bigger than bite, curses like a gypsy
Finna be killin' it from Italy to Poughkeepsie
Tipsy, but I've been liable to get frisky, sippin' on apple juice and whiskey
It's risky, I'm straight handlin' business
Rippin' it like D-Rose did his meniscus