[Verse 1]
He won't take your phone calls
He doesn't have a phone (Here we go)

[Verse 2]
He's alone, but never lonely
He'll take what he gets (You bet)

[Chorus]
John Barnes
Lives with his mom (Oh, oh, oh)
In a corner of town

[Verse 3]
Stares at his mirror
Stares at himself (Oh)

[Verse 4]
Dreams of the movies
Dreams of the stars (Yeah)

[Chorus]
John Barnes
Lives with his mom (Oh, oh, oh)
In a corner of town
[Outro]
Of town, of town, of town
One, two, three, four, five