Welcome to the Nuclear Sunshine Research family
Our facilities stand on 18 acres of lush, artificial grass and plant life
We pride ourselves on our respect for our surroundings, and have several environmental awareness classes available (should you feel the need to pitch in)

As you walk through our campus you'll see several smoke stacks
Don't worry, those gasses won't hurt you (we don't think!)
Our waste management area is located near the East Wing
It's filtering system allows yesterdays waste to become today's drinking water
Drink up Timmy!

If you've ever wondered, "what's radiation do?", the only way we can answer this, of course, is by letting you breathe in the toxic chemicals we call energy
We think you'll find it refreshing, and you'll learn to make nuclear discharge a part of your every day life

The future is now