[Spoken]
I'm not wearing my pants at this time
But who is? let's introduce this song to us
It's called Why I Don't Smile
I do sometimes but it's just a song you know
See I just did
Oh there it is look at that!
Don't smile again

[Verse 1]
Why don't you smile?
Your teeth would get cold
And you know that
It's not that I'm sad
It's not that I'm down

Why don't you smile?
I just don't want you to care
It's really no big deal
I don't smile
But I still think that you're swell
And oh, oh, oh

Why don't you smile?
My teeth would get cold
And you know
It's not that I'm sad
And it's not that I'm down, no, no
And Erika's decked out and down on the floor
She's thinking of someone she's thought of before
And it sure ain't me
That crosses her mind
And that's why I don't smile most of the time
And oh, oh, yeah, oh, no, but that's okay
Yeah