[Verse 1]
He won't take your phone calls
He doesn't have
A phone (whoa, whoa, oh yeah, uh-uh)

[Verse 2]
He's alone, but never lonely
He'll take
What he gets (whoa-yeah, uh, yeah, uh)
(The chorus)

[Chorus]
John Barnes
Lives with his mom
In a corner of town (of town, of town, of town)

[Verse 3]
He stares at his mirror
He stares at
Himself (uh)
(Oh-yeah)

[Verse 4]
Dreams of
The movies
Dreams of the stars
(Chorus)
[Chorus]
John Barnes
Lives with his mom
In a corner of town (of town, of town, of town)

[Outro]
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