[Verse 1]
Every little girl in Soho
Loves to tell me things I don't know
Beautiful and smart, and not good for me
At all
All your boyfriends go to film school
Nathan was in plays in high school
Me? I'm going to play the imbecile, who
Keeps choosing you
Even though you're bipolar and you're selfish. I hate you! Ahhh!

[Chorus]
Everyone is better than me, I think
Everyone is better than, better than me
Everyone is better than, better than me

[Piano Solo]

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Ahhhh
[Bridge]
Look what you've done, now I'm a mess
Today I even thought I'd wear a drеss
It's beautiful, so smart and no good for me
At all...

[Outro]
Yeah!
Evеryone is better than me, I think
Throw your hands out if you agree with me
Everyone is better than me, I think
Everyone is better than, better than me
Better than me, yeah right now!
Oh, oh! Yeah! Oh!
Oh!