[Intro]
This is the greatest game in the world...
...tribute

[Verse 1]
Long time ago, me and my enemy Mike here
We were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome stream
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny One Guy
In the middle of the screen
And he said, “Play the best game in the world
Or I'll report your streams” (Streams)

[Verse 2]
Well, me and Mike, we looked at each other
And wе each said, “Fuck off”
And we played thе first thing that came to our heads, just so happened to be
The best game in the world, it was the best game in the world

[Chorus]
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three
I gotta pee
Once every hundred-thousand years or so
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow-ho
[Verse 3]
Needless to say, the beast was stunned
A whip-crack went his whippy tail and the beast was done
He asked us *snort* “Be you casters?”
And we said, “Nay, we are but streamers!” Fuck
SEX IN MINECRAFT
In Minecraft
In Minecraft, ohh!

[Chorus]
Couldn't remember that I was gonna give Grandma medicine
Saw the Minecraft movie instead (haha)
They told me Grandma's medicine is important
But I saw the movie (oops)

Glo-bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee
Skee-bee-dee-bee Toilet
Grandma's dead, she's burning in hell

(glorp gibberish)

[Deep Voice, Joey, Steve]
What the fuck are you doing?
Chicken Jockey, Chicken Jockey
What the fuck are you doing?
It's Minecraft! (FLINT AND STEEL)
Ah, look! (CRAFTING TABLE)
Look at him, look at Jack Black! (The Nether, THE NETHER, THE NETHER!) (glorp laugh)
Oh my god! (CHICKEN JOCKEY)
HE SAID IT, HE SAID IT
OH MY GOD

(screams of the damned, glass break)
(song cut off)