[Satan]
I am complete!
[JB+KG]
Fuuuuuucccckk!
[Satan]
Yes you are fucked!
Shit out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
The whole world is mine, and your first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you both shall die!
[JB]
Waiit! Waaaiiittt! Waiit! You motherfucker!
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
[Satan]
Fuck! Fuck! Fuucck!
The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock of challenge!
What are your terms? What's the ca-at-ch?
[JB]
If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to Hell...
And also you must pay our rent
[Satan]
And what if I win?
[JB]
Then you can take Kage back to Hell...
[KG]
Wait what?
[JB]
Trust me Kage it's the only w-hay...
[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?
To be your little bitch!
[Satan]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty!
I'm the devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost!
I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!
[JB]
NOOOOO!
C'mon Kage! Let's fight his music, with our music!
[KG]
There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
[JB]
Dude
[KG]
He rocks too hard 'cause he's not a mortal man
[JB]
Goddammit Kage
He gonna make you his sex slave...
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise!
[KG]
No!
[JB]
Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam!
[KG]
Dude, we've been through so much shit
[JB]
Deactivated lasers, with my dick!
Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
C'mon Kage it's time to blow doors down!
[KG]
I hear you Jables, yeah it's time to blow doors down!
[JB]
Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown!
[KG]
We'll bend you over and we'll take you to brown town!
[JB+KG]
Now we've got to blow this fucker down!
[KG]
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!
[JB]
C'mon Kage 'cause it's time for the showdown!
[KG]
Ooh, we'll piledrive you 'cause it's time for the smackdown!
[JB]
Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rocket-sauce!
We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!
You hold the sceptre, we hold the key!
You are the Devil, we are the D!
[JB+KG]
We are the D! ☓17
[Satan]
You guys are fucking lame!
C'mon Kage, you're coming with me!
Taste my lightning, fucker!
[JB]
NOOOO!
[Satan]
Ow! Fuck!
My fucking horn!
Oh no!
[JB]
From whence you came, you shall remain!
Until you are, complete again!
[Satan]
NOOO!
Fuck you Kage! And fuck you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!