[Verse 1]
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds
There sits Wonderboy sitting oh so proudly
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man

[Interlude 1]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy
With powers comparable to Wonderboy
What powers you ask?
I don't know, how about the power of flight
That do anything for ya?
That's levitation, holmes
How about the power to kill a yak
From 200 yards away
With mind-bullets!
That's telekinesis, Kyle
How about the power
To move you
[Verse 2]
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman
Rigga-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold
And blasting forth with three-part harmony
Yeow!

[Chorus]
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man

[Interlude 2]
Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
They formed a band the likes of which had never been seen
And they called themselves Tenacious D
That's right

[Bridge]
Me and KG (That's me)
We're now Tenacious D
Come fly with me, fly

[Instrumental Solo]
[Chorus]
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man

[Outro]
Oh, take my hand
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly
Bring out your broadsword, there's the Hydra
Slice his throat and grab his scrot'
You take the high road, I'll take the low
There, the crevasse, fill it with your mighty juice