[Intro]
I wasn't very popular in high school
And I felt like I needed some group of people to accept me and to love me for who I am
And this is a song about that

[Verse 1]
Everything sucked in high school
So I moved to the Middle East
I kicked ass with the Krishna
I took on their belief, sister!

[Chorus]
Ah Hare Hare!
Ah Hare Krishna!
Oh fuckin' Hare!

[Verse 2]
Now I'm back home now
Momma don't like me
Daddy don't recognize me

[Chorus]
Well Hare Hare!
Ah Hare Krishna!
Oh fuckin' Hare!
[Outro]
Ah Hare Eh!