[Verse 1]
She's 39, but she still looks young
Not very young, but a lot of fun
She's my 39 lady in the sun
49 and I'm feelin' fine
In the sun that's a lot of fun
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on

[Hook 1]
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
I think about her every day and night
39-year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me

[Verse 2]
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
Not goin' out with no 19-year-old chickities no more
From now on I got my 39-year-old whore, oh!

[Hook 2]
Don't you call her a whore
I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
She's sweet and she's getting old
And she's mine, to have and to hold

[Verse 3]
She needs a dentist appointment quick
I pay for it and she suck-a my dick
When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus
[Hook 3]
I stick the finger in it!
Then I fuckin' didariddly doo
And I fuckin' gots to spew
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
Get me a tissue

[Verse 4]
Chardonnay in the setting sun
She's 39, but she's number one
Get the apartment just right, she comin' over tonight

[Hook 4]
I like it 'cause I don't feel scared
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
She's knockin' on my door!

[Verse 5]
I open the door
There she is, not too bad, good enough
39-year-old lady, young enough for me
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me
Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me
Mature woman, she my lady
[Bridge]
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys, na na na na na
She's mine, she's my special lady
Special lady

[Outro]
We can see a fuckin' movie
And agree it's a total piece of shit
Comfortable shoes
Never lose
We can fuckin' talk about some things
She don't need no diamond rings
She don't need no diamond rings