[Verse 1]
There were some scientists tried to figure the Sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link
"In Search of Sasquatch" that was a kickass In Search of
With Leonard Nimoy kicking out the jams (Ahhh!)

[Verse 2]
He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was Sasquatch so I'm told
His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (Apache tribe)

[Verse 3]
Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch seems real
Take a look at the plastic cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audiotape now you will now know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real (real) real-real (real) real (really real) real real!

[Instrumental Break]

[Skit]
KG: Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
JB: No dude, your drumming is kick-ass
It's just that the D it's always just been me and KG
KG: And we're just not comfortable being a power trio
JB: I hope there's no hard feelings
[Bridge]
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your legend's real
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your love is real
Sasquatch
You and Tenacious D
Are
Real

[Skit]
Sasquatch: Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass
Open Mic Host: And who should I tell them said that?
Sasquatch: Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend
Open Mic Host: Okay

[Outro]
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[Skit]
Sasquatch: You know what, you better tell them it was Sasquatch. They won't know what friend you're talking about
Open Mic Host: Oh, Okay, Sure
Sasquatch: See ya
Open Mic Host: So long