[Chorus]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up the phone
So leave a message at the tone
Today, I swear, I'm not doing anything

[Verse 1]
I am gonna kick my feet up, stare at the fan
Turn on Chatroulette and put my hand down my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I be lounging on the couch
Just chillin' in my snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin' man

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh oh, yes I said it
I said it, said it, cause I can

[Chorus]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up the phone
So leave a message at the tone
Today, I swear, I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

[Verse 2]
Just another lazy day in the D-Prizzy residence
Ruler of my room tell my mattress I'm the president
I ain't on a party with Coronas
I be sippin' on that Arizonas
Eatin' Chips Ahoy cookies cause they taste good
Stalkin' local hotties with some body's over Facebook
I'm gonna call a girl up cause I might need her
And sweat pants a big beanie and a wife beater
Chillin' back and you can find me Nemo
Watching Jersey Shore cause I like them big Guidos
Hair ain't comb my messin' up my head
It's another lazy day and I ain't gettin, out of bed, yeah
[Chorus]
Today I don't feel like doing anything (don't feel like doing anything)
I just wanna lay in my bed (layin' in my bed, son)
Don't feel like picking up the phone (uh, uh)
So leave a message at the tone (leave a message)
Today, I swear, I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

[Bridge]
You know I'm not done, right?
Yo, it goes like
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't goin' anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let every thing hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(All the girls all the boys let's sing)

[Chorus]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up the phone
So leave a message at the tone
Today, I swear, I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all