Hot sun, beating down
Burning my feet just walking around
Hot sun, is making me sweat
Gator's is getting close, hasn't got me yet

I can't dance, I can't talk
Only thing about me is the way that I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling, everything

Blue jeans sitting, on the beach
Her dog's talking to me, but she's out of reach
She's got a body, under that shirt
But the only thing she'll rub is my face in the dirt

Cause I can't dance, I can't talk
Only thing about me is the way that I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling

Oh, and checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on

Young punk, he's spilling beer on my shoes
Fat guys talking to me, trying to steal my blues
Thick smoke, see her smiling through
I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool
Cause I can't dance, I can't talk
The only thing about me is the way that I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling

Oh, and checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on
A perfect body with a perfect face — uh-huh

I can't dance, I can't talk
Only thing about me is the way I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything

I said I can't dance
I can't talk
I can't sing
I can't talk

Can't dance!
I said I can't dance
Can't dance
I won't dance, please don't ask me

I said I can't dance, I can't talk
Only thing about me is the way that I walk
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything
Oh, and checking everything is in place
You never know who's looking on
A perfect body with a perfect face — uh-huh
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

I said I can't dance!
I can't dance
And he can't dance!
He can dance, he can dance!

But we can't dance!
I said yeah!
We can't dance!