[Verse]
"I don't belong here," said old Tessa out loud
"Easy, love, there's the Safe Way home"
Thankful for her Fine Fare discount
Tess Co-operates
Still alone in o-Hell-o
See the deadly nightshade grow

[Outro: Overlapping Voices]
English ribs of beef bone in forty-seven pence a pound
Peek Freans Family assorted from seventeen and a half to twelve
Fairy Liquid Giant, slashed from 20p to seventeen and a half
Table jellies at four pence each
Anchor butter down to eleven pence for a half
Birds Eye dairy cream sponge on offer this week
It's Scrambled Eggs