Toxic Lipstick
Why don’t u like me?
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
Is it cause I glued your face to a chair?
Is it cause I took a dump in your underwear?
Is it cause I fucked your mother while I gave it to your brother?
Is it cause I rimmed your lover and you'll never have another?
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
Is it cause I choked your goldfish with a chunk of pork?
Is it cause I stabbed your bitchtits with a fork?
Is it cause I pissed all over your comic book collection?
Is it cause I told my friends about the size of your erection?
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
Is it cause I always tell you you'll never be famous?
Is it cause I spilt some popcorn into your anus?
Is it cause I gave your uncle a bit of a pash?
Or is it cause I sent you to Thailand with a bag of hash?
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
Is it cause I set your mom and dad on fire?
Is it cause I probed your buttocks with a piece of wire?
Is it cause I killed your cat and how I wear it as a hat?
Is it cause I took a bat to your pregnant pet rat?
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? (Are you excitable?)
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? (Are you excitable?)
Break it down!!!!!
[Are you excitable?]
[Yes.]
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
Is it cause I climbed a tree to see into your room
And your mom beat me down with a wooden spoon?
Is it cause I never called though you left your digits?
Or cause I told the whole school that you were frigid?
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
Is it cause I burnt your eyes and they melted on toast? (This never happened again)
Or cause I pimped your scrawny arse for 5 bucks on the coast? (This never happened again)
Is it cause I threw acid into your face? (This never happened again)
Is it cause I fucked your song and took out the bass? (This never happened again)
Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?
(ANGUISHED RANTING, MELODIC WAILING AND CRYING, COUGHING FIT BROUGHT UPON BY EXTREME PERSONAL EMOTION)
This never happened again
This never happened again