'Twas potato season '84
And I had just walked in the door
Saw a pretty lady standing there
I looked that lady in the eye and asked for a piece of BIG OL' PIE!!
Sat myself right down into a chairrr

And I said: I love you like a daughter
Even though you are my sister
But ain't first cousins anywhooo????
I saw you 'round the farm
You were as pretty as a picture
And I thought that I'd like summa that too

Well I can't remember if I were wasted
But that there pie's the best i'd tasted!
Fuck this little bitch could be my wife
So i took hеr down the old pig pen
Bent hеr down and rammed it in!!!!
And quickly filled her up with the seed of life
Oh, she screamed like a cow that just gave birth
Young 'n tight, ain't much girth
Mating season's pretty good this year
9 months later a youngin' popped out
Half boy half pig with a big pink snout
That dirty bitch'd been messin' after me!
And I said: I love you like a daughter
Even though you are my sister
[?] first cousin [?]
I saw you 'round the farm
You were as pretty as a picture
And I thought that i'd like summa that too

Well i sat that pigchild on my knee
And said boy now won't you listen to me
Your mom's a dirty dang hoe pig Ah ha!
And even though she fucked a boar
And comes across as quite a whore!
She sure does make a bitchin' apple pie

And I said: I love you like a daughter
Even though you are my sister
But ain't we all first cousins anywhoooo??
I saw you 'round the farm
You were as pretty as a picture
And I thought that i'd like summa that too