I was folding the dishes while drinking my sheets
My momma's a virgin, she walkin' my fish
One night in the morning, I was eating my soda


My dog is a cow 'cause he drinkin' a brick

I was braiding my bald spot and tying my sandal with candle, my

girl started sucking her dick

I don't like spaghetti while using confetti 'cause the mayonnaise, it always get suck on my wrist
If you kill me, I'm beating yo ass and telling my dad, I'm an orphan but that's what you get
I was taking a shower from the side of the car but they ain't had none so I'm taking a shit
Blind people can't see, they just gotta eat seafood but if you deaf, then just listen to this
My mom couldn't have me so when she gave birth, she had an abortion when I was like 6
They keep calling me gay but I'm not, that's my boyfriend, he straight but he really attracted to men
If you bark like a dog, I'ma bark like a tree 'cause I'm grabbing the stick, I'ma shoot at ya pit
My brother is weird, he was beating his meat and I really seen him take his dick out of his clit
I was smokin' a beer and drinkin' some weed


It's hot outside so I'm 'bout to freeze

I had a heart attack for dinner, i'm driving my car
But I stopped cause the light turned green
I tripped over a building at Florida, Dakota cause the Hippo kept walking on top of my screen
I'm inside a Walmart while shopping at Target 'cause I really don't want no KFC