[Intro]
(Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!)
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
I got a life you know nothing about
You got a job, a quiet mouth
And I got a look, a look in my eye
That you're gonna mess me up, isn't that nice?

[Pre-Chorus]
And I know that you are only passing me by
And everybody wants a piece of your pretty pie
But I think that I could more than eat it tonight
What did you have in mind?

[Chorus]
I think I got a crush, what the fuck?
And I hate it 'cause it don't mean much
I got a crush, I'm a mug
'Cause this ain't love, it's anything
Everything but

[Verse 2]
You got nice friends, they came to my house
But you're the cutest, you're the cutest around
And it makes me sick that I even care
And when you're not looking at me, I'm aware
[Pre-Chorus]
And I know that you are only passing me by
And everybody wants a piece of your pretty pie
But I think that I could more than eat it tonight
What did you have in mind?

[Chorus]
I think I got a crush, what the fuck?
And I hate it 'cause it don't mean much
I got a crush, I'm the mug
Because this ain't love, it's anything
Everything but, but, but, but

[Outro]
But, but, but
But, but, but
Ah, ah, ah