[AUDREY]
I couldn't sleep
I took a Sominex
But voices in my head kept saying go to Seymour
Talk to Seymour
I drank some tea
But, gee, the feeling wasn't gone
Seymour, sweetheart, tell me, darling
What's been going on?

[AUDREY II]
Hey, little lady, hello

[AUDREY, spoken]
Who said that?

[AUDREY II, sung]
You're looking cute as can be

[AUDREY, spoken]
Is somebody in there?

[AUDREY II, sung]
You're looking mighty sweet

[AUDREY, spoken]
Seymour? Seymour?
[AUDREY II, sung]
No, it ain't Seymour... it's me!

[AUDREY, spoken]
Oh my God!

[AUDREY II, sung]
Your friendly Audrey II
This plant is talking to you

(spoken)
[AUDREY]
I don't believe it!

[AUDREY II]
Believe it, baby! It talks!

[AUDREY]
Am I dreaming this?

[AUDREY II]
No, and you ain't in Kansas neither!

[AUDREY]
Something's very wrong here...
[AUDREY II]
Oh, relax and go with it, doll. Do me a favour, will ya, sweetheart?

[AUDREY]
A favour?

[AUDREY II]
I need some water in the worst way. Look at my branches! I'm a goner, honey!

(sung)
Come on and give me a drink

[AUDREY]
I don't know if I should!

[AUDREY II]
Hey, little lady, be nice

[AUDREY]
You just want water, right?

[AUDREY II]
Sure do! I'll drink it straight!

[AUDREY]
Your branches are so dry, poor thing
[AUDREY II]
Don't need or glass or no ice

[AUDREY]
I'll get the can

[AUDREY II]
Don't need no twist of lime

[AUDREY]
Here you go!

[AUDREY II]
And now it's suppertime!

(spoken)
[AUDREY]
Ah!

[AUDREY II]
Relax, sweetheart, it'll be easier. Come on! Join your dentist friend! And Mushnik! They're right inside!

[AUDREY]
Ahhh!

[SEYMOUR]
Audrey, no! Get off her! Get off her!