[Intro]
I guess we’re doing, uh, too drunk to fuck right?

[Verse 1]
I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job because it gets in the way
Find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine
Called up my friends to come and waste the day
I got a dime bag, corduroys, coloured sleeves
And a bindle and some LSD
Now I'm just looking for a girl to meet
To help me forget my name

[Hook]
I could spend my lifetime getting high
Never wanna live in a suit and tie
Most of us are just living a lie
That’s why we get fucked up every night
I'm getting drunk all night
Oh I'm getting drunk all day
Oh I'm getting drunk all night
I'm sorry but I have to say, I'm too drunk to fuck (ya)
(I'm sorry but I have to say, I'm too drunk to fuck ya)

[Verse 2]
Now the party was jumping and the girls were flying
With the lipstick summer glaze
Got so many women coming after me
I put some pussy on lay away
I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck
And I wouldn't wanna change a thing
Young and dumb and full of cum
With a sugar loaded candy cane
[Hook]

[Bridge]
I can’t eat, can’t sleep and I'm bored as fuck
And the girl I want just walked away
She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck
Looks like I'm not getting laid

[Hook]

[Outro]
Yeah! No, too drunk to fuck you, ooh!
I'm too drunk to fuck you, somebody, help me!
Lord have mercy, somebody help me I can't fucking breathe
I'm too drunk to fuck!