[Intro: Deadpool]
Alright...
Oh, Goofy wants to know when the baby's due
Here it goes...

[Hook: Deadpool]
Nowadays everybody wanna talk
Like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
I think the Fat-trick Patrick forgot about Wade
Nowadays everybody wanna talk
Like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
I think the Fat-trick Patrick forgot about Wade

[Verse: Deadpool]
So what do you say to somebody you hate?
Gotta eating problem with a bit of overweight
Take your crabby patty out on a date
Brought it back to your place and stayed up late
One day I took a little dive to Bikini Bottom where I found a sign it said:
Watch out for that filthy swine named Patrick Star cause he's out of his mind
He's got, No fingers, No toes
When it comes to insanity leave it to the pros
Your best friend will never smell the same
Cause I wiped him out and my butt's to blame
Your best friend will never smell the same
Cause I wiped him out and my butt's to blame
[Hook: Deadpool]
Nowadays everybody wanna talk
Like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
I think the Fat-trick Patrick forgot about Wade
Nowadays everybody wanna talk
Like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
I think the Fat-trick Patrick forgot about Wade
Fat-trick Patrick forgot about Wade