[Verse 1: Mario]
It's-a-me, the Mario, the one that's gonna beat 'cha
It's gonna be, a party, yo, cause I brought my red suit, uh
You got speed, but you're really slow, cause it is not gonna save you, 'ya
You wanna be another Mario but you are gonna lose, uh
Look at you with your, ugly red shoes, eh uh
You look like you lost all your clothes, ooohh
It's -a me, a-Mario, the one that's gonna beat you
So you better back up now before you get bruised, (Bruised, bruised)

[Verse 2: Sonic]
You can't mess with me, cause I'm pure speed
I'm gonna leave you in the dust, you see
I can beatbox so much better
But you're just only getting fatter
We know you like to live in the sewers
That's why you smell like Kooper's poopers
The castle is easy to break in
That's why your girl is always taken
He only cares about the trophy
That's why he's always killin Yoshi
(Super, super, super, super!)
Supersonic, baym
Sonic, you can't mess with supersonic
You can't mess with supersonic
You can't mess with supersonic (So-nic-speeed)
You can't mess with supersonic