Well i'm not sure what to put on the business card of life
But i'll sell it to you for cheap, and sharpen it for life
And they always say your life will never dull or your money back
Well i want my money back
And i'll wear my best tie to get tied down
To the ties that bind, bound and tied to the ground
And they always say your life will never dull or your money back
Well i want my money back before my first heart attack
And if it comes and i'm not richer
Then i'll rearrange the picture
Try and put it all together
In a different type of way
If i get another shot at this
My first goal is to make a wage
That my family can be proud of
As i struggle to make the grade
But they'll slowly become familiar
With how they've been able to live
As my options keep getting smaller
In concerns with how i'll give
Them this life
That i hate
I'll point the knife
At my hate
Did i say knife?
I meant to say finger pointed at me
It's all my fault, i want it to be better without me
And they always say your life will never dull or your money back
I want my money back
See life's a job
And it's stopped taking applications
Your not right for the job anyways
They always say your life will never dull or your money back
We’ve all got to have it and stop at nothing have it
And if we don't we have it we've got to feed the habit
And if it doesn't work, just return the merchandise
And start it all again
Start it all again
We all want it, but don't necessarily need it
And if we don't get it, it's like we can't stop the bleeding
And if you're not happy, apply for a refund
And try it all again
Buy it all again

And i've worked so hard for this hard wood desk
And this cubed office, but i can't wait to get off thin ice
And they always say your life will never dull or your money back
Give my money back
And customer support seems to be the only ones who really care
Until they see my warranties ran out, and then they're not there
They always say your life will never dull or your money back?
Well i want my money back
And i'm ready, i've been bracing for it all my life
And i'm empty, i've been waiting for someone to point it out
And i'm dependable, it's my most adventurous quality
I'm predictable, it's what makes me unique like everyone else
And they always say your life will never dull or your money back
I want my money back
And they always say not to bomb buildings with people in them
Well i want my money back
And they always say not to come to work with a loaded shotgun
I want my money back
I want my money back
Well they always say not to say, put the money in the bag and face the floor i have a gun in the lobby of a bank
But i want my money back
And i don't know where to get it
We’ve all got to have it and stop at nothing have it
And if we don't we have it we've got to feed the habit
And if it doesn't work, just return the merchandise
And start it all again
Start it all again
We all want it, but don't necessarily need it
And if we don't get it, it's like we can't stop the bleeding
And if you're not happy, apply for a refund
And try it all again
Buy it all again