[Verse 1]
Get out while you still can
Knew you couldn't do math right, kid
1st Prize is coming, he wants to hug you for eternity
Sweeper's comin' for ya, needs to clean everything in his way
Principal of the Thing puts you in detention
You don't what that, do ya'
Arts and Crafters, teleports ya' to me
Playtime wants to jump rope with ya'
Have fun, jump five good times
Finally, the catastrophe that is me
I'll hit you with my ruler right in the butt

[Chorus]
You can try to run from the schoolmaster
You won't get far, the schoolmaster likes to know where ya' are
And he'll find out what you did, and why you did it, and that you did it
1st Prize show him to the door, the door of hell
Run from the schoolmaster

[Verse 2]
Wow! You Exist! Baldi's Basics!
Exist, I was mentally abused by you
There's nothin' you can do that'll make me change my mind
You're a dumb ass kid who really needs to study
The schoolmaster, the schoolmaster, the schoolmaster, schoolmaster
Schoolmaster, schoolmaster, schoolmaster
[Chorus]
You can try to run from the schoolmaster
You won't get far, the schoolmaster likes to know where ya' are
And he'll find out what you did, and why you did it, and that you did it
1st Prize show him to the door, the door of hell
Run from the schoolmaster

[Outro]
Wow! You Exist! Baldi's Basics
Run while you still can! You can still run from the schoolmaster
Wow, you exist! Baldi's Basics
Wow, you exist! Baldi's Basics
Wow, you exist! Baldi's Basics
It's the end
Wow you exist! Baldi's Basics
Wow! You Exist