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There's an epodemic running rampent called BHD
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BHD, which stands for Broke Hater disease, is contagious, and appears in weak minded, and jealous people, usually when they're around people of success
Outbreaks may occur, when one hater is standing next to another
It can be geneticly passed from generation to generation
So, if you're DAD or MOM has BHD, more than likeley, YOU will too
Side effects include: change in behavior, hostility, depression and malicious thoughts
If you have BHD, stay away from nice nabourhoods, the clubs, resorts, proffessional games and more importantly, the internet
If you're experienceing any of these side effects, you can do two things
Contact your doctor, or get yourself some fucking money
Don't let BHD control you, control BHD