[Intro]
Shut the fuck up, And let me die in peace
[Verse 1: Colourfulr@pe]
You a security guard huh, Well can you secure your son, Yeah I know about Dave, Not to mention Becky, She looking real hefty, Not to talk about her cherries, Come on Mike you ain't getting wealthy, Of coaching the plenty, I know for a midlife crisis you're looking real trendy, You ain't got batting skills, All you do is call the drills, I know that record is looking like road kill, Come on Mike hit the treadmill, Your fits make you look like the CEO of Goodwill, Get back to the laundry Mike, I know you be saying some corny ass shit like "take a hike", When you was a little bit older was you on the mic, I know your old ass shop at Pike's, Yeah you shop at Pike's, You old as fuck, You old as fuck boy
[Verse 2: BBC_junior]
Mike versus Mike, Which one you think that I dislike, Mike the type, To wake up at five, Go outside, To practice, For the game tonight, I bet you tweet every time your team wins, But it seems that victory ain't sweet then, Cause your team drink tea and play hopscotch all day on the weekends, Why you sleeping at 3pm, You're the baseball coach, Should you know good discipline, That's what you teach, But when your players aren't listening, Your voice gon' make them sleep, You say GG, Even though it was 50-9, And you wonder why you ain't get the win that night, Say this is your life, But the players are thinking of taking theirs tonight
[Ad-Lib]
Max security
[Sample]
I don't owe you a damn thing, All of this, Falling apart like this, Is on you, Wow, Wow, Oh that's some kind of logic right there Mike, You screw up, Get yourself followed by the D.E.A. and now suddenly this is all my fault, Why don't you walk me through this Mike, We had a good thing you stupid some of a bitch, We had Fring, We had a lab, We had every we needed, It all ran like clockwork, You could of shut your mouth, Cooked, And made as much money as you ever needed, It was perfect, But no, you just had blow it up, You
[Bridge: Colourfulr@pe]
This old as dude gon' break his back when he play the flute, This old ass dude gon' break his jaw when he chew, This old ass dude gon' break his leg when he walk, This old ass dude gon' break his neck when he talk
[Outro: Colourfulr@pe]
You're an imposter Mike, Or should I say Mark, Your old ass needs to take a walk in the park, You need to swim like Noah's ark, Ima stomp your dog if he bark, Yeah, Yeah, If he bark