[Intro sample: Emmeline Pankhurst]
“Human life for us is sacred
But we say if any life is to be sacrificed it shall be ours;
We won't do it ourselves
But we will put the enemy in the position where they will have to choose between giving us freedom or
Giving us death.”
“giving us death.”
“giv-ing us dea-th.”
“..death.”

[Verse 1]
I peed on Lafayette
What a bron-ky bud-dy
My brony took a crap
In the big mud-dy

What a buncha white kids
Sippin’ Pelle-en-grino
McOl' beDee might pee on my di-ick
The ee-dee might call me a negro

My dog's dun been a slave
Working in the old see-saw
Salad banana day-ay-ays
Bilbo Baggin, tits a’ saggin; Oh! Oh! Oh!
I ate a pie by the man for a fork
Abbottabad cows all barfin' on my pants
Ol' Mcdonnohue might eat my ants
Ba di da dab a doo, ooh ooh poo poo!

What a thot cooking some spaghetti
Buster for the balls on the Moon
TI-84 sounding palapalooza ravioli
Barney Bear pooping; stuck in the ro-om

Mc-Diggity nuts suckin on my butt
The communist regime is really kinda ep-ic ga-ay
Listen up; you fuckin' nut
Malay-ay (Oh yeah)

A big ass pear
A big buttowski
Boat man ears
And a gay Helsinki
(la doo doo!)

[Pre-Chorus/Hook]
Takin a doo doo
Barbarossa preferential treatment
Pow-Pow ka-Pow
What a fuckin' hobbit!
[Chorus/Hook 1]
Just like Barney
But he knows how to shit
Just like Stalin
But he's got a dick
What a tammy
Pouring Gr-ee-en Jew-oose

[Verse 2]
I'm tryna take a dump
But this boon
Was constructed by a fuckin dingo
Scarlet rapists

What a cunt!
Suckin on some lemon trees
What a nut!
Pissin on the Mexi-cans

The capitalist man on the la-ake, pee
Watch out for the big man eating sandwich
La di da di di
Watch the blue Macgyver, nig!

Watch the donkey
Pissin' on the beach
Lookin like a monkey
Pissin’ on a tit
Big black balls
And 2 ply toilet roll
Ejaculating cylinder
In-com-bustion

Now this is capitalism
What a bloated porcu-pine!
Listen up you plump elephant
And close your ho-les

Riding on a charger
Poopin’ on a bench
There's a hummus;
Vaginal ste-nch!
[Pre-Chorus/Hook]
Takin a doo doo
Barbarossa preferential treatment
Pow-Pow ka-Pow
What a fuckin hobbit!

[Chorus/Hook 2]
Just like Sid
But he knows did 9/11
Just like Manny
But he’s in heaven
What a soap!
With 72 virgins

[Verse 3]
Why don't you go and smell
Then lubricate kok and butt-hole
Go and rub him off
You massive nuttel (ah!)

Watch out lil' boy
Radiation Anus
Now is this loss?
Or is this sauce?

Why do my feet look purple
Oh wait my balls
Sucking on my toes-al
Are you a n word

Listen up you communist bird
Why'd ya eat that ba-nae-nae’s barf
What are you doing you infographic turd
Yellow man, administrative kart

New york, big baboon
Long line of incest
For degenerate coons
Ngo Dinh Diem

White listerine
Potty poo
Bangladeshi
Funny loo

Big bad boggity
What a nazi!
Suck on my toes
Baboon in Benghazi

[Pre-Chorus/Hook]
Takin a doo doo
Barbarossa preferential treatment
Pow-Pow ka-Pow
What a fuckin hobbit!

[Chorus/Hook 3]
Just like Sid
But he did 9/11
Just like Manny
But he's in heaven
What a soap!
With 72 virgins

[Verse 4]
Bob Lazuli
Feasting sand on the beach
Lump, Italy
What a gay teach
Big ass

[Verse 5]
Yuh, ok
Big man with pants looking hella gay

[Outro 2]
What a Gay, 7 Dee
Double Die
7 Dee
Double Die
7 Dee
Dou-ble Die

(Repeat Chorus 2 until it fades out)

(fade back in with rewind)

[Intro 2]
Ooh ooh big bad bear
Ooh ooh waychee big noise
Ooh ooh lotsa gay boys
Uh uh!
[Verse 6]
Bruh bruh bruh
Big poppen sausage on the air floaters
Cast highlighter melting on the still
Flash hideout read poking a trash can

Purple computers, International
Brethren Monop-lies
Purple and green
Paper in the tradebasket

Because of the steen pants
Now boy ants manny
Dee dee ka kee
Oh yea oranges

Now in the mining
Lies the white balloons
Salmon sneezing
At the spo-ons

Watch it, ya caramel!
Your peeing on the seller
That's a mitochondrial propo-sal
On the lemon-on-on-on-trees

If ya ever see
A bird and a bee
Make sure ya'
Pee dis-creetly

Red colombia
And a sniffing mari-juana
If i ever see a hispanic
Then i'll be - Oh-bama
[Pre-Chorus/Hook]
Takin a doo doo
Barbarossa preferential treatment
Pow-Pow ka-Pow
What a fuckin hobbit!
[Chorus/Hook 4]
Just like Sire Kok
But gay? He's not!
Just like a Diptard
But..
Oh wait
They ah-are
[Verse 7]
C'mon man, why do ya smell!
Now this is a fursuit
Lining the vertices of he-ll
Two hockey sticks

But I ain't Nunavut!
Oh ye-ah
Sniffin' cheese
Sni-ffin' my own pe-ee

Bachinga wiener schnitzel
Burnin a pitzel
Lookin' real chubby
Ain't that right; Bubby!

Now this is a tale
Of some gay kids
Of whom were racist
And liked smelling pits!

The fat, gay and ugly
All in the same cave
Ka kee kee ka koo koo
And they're stallin' in the rave-ave-ave-ave!

Now guess who's still a massive nut
Bein' a thot
Oh yea!
That's some left technologies

So that's the saga
Of some mega gays
Of whom are stinky
And like to la-ay

Eggs?.. I don't know what they might lay..

[Verse 8]
Some anti-vaccination
Pill-llllllllllllllllls!
Oh Yeah!

Now imagine that I was a thot
Its im-poh-sible
Cause' I'm not
Oh yeah-yeah

Yellow leather case
Breeded elephant
Watch the coating
On the new paints!

[Outro 3]
Yeah!
Uh, uh, kee kee ka ka ka!
Yeaahhhhhhhhhhh!

(elongated ‘yeahhh' by Kok until the song fades out!)

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