[Verse 1]
A couple shots from the bar, stagger home at night
I called your cell number, when I slurred, you were so polite
I love your voice, but it feels so far away
I turned my ass around and found which way to walk today
Stumble to your doorstep, it's raining, you would let me in
I said I wanna marry you, you stuttered like "let's be friends."
You're drunk, I'm drunk, I'm not, I said I was though
Rejection was as fun as getting bellied by a snub-nose
Uh-oh, another stain on the glass
Like I need another friend, that's a pain in the ass
But I ain't really mad, I'm drunk as hell and on your couch now
My head is on your thigh, I'm thinking about passing out now

[Chorus]
I wake up, you're still there
I'm impaired, you've been there
You know me, you loathe me
Cause I'm gone and I'll see you later
I've gone away
I checked in, I checked out
I moved in, I wrecked house
Like who's he, I lose she
Now I'm gone and I'll see you later
But not today [x2]