[Intro]
Yuh, yeh, huh, yuh, uh, yuh, haha
Ha, uh, hahaha
Huh, yuh, yuh

[Chorus]
Yuh, I'ma be a cool dad
Let my kids drink down in the basement
Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded
We're gettin' wasted
We're gettin' wasted
Yeh, I'ma be a cool dad
Let my kids drink down in the basement
Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded
We're gettin' wasted, waste-e-ed

[Verse 1]
Uh, you're goddamn right
You can do drugs but keep it outta sight
No need to keep it down you can party all night
Just don’t let me catch your ass though playin' Fortnite
Uh uh, lemme tell you 'bout the birds and the bees
R-rated movies we don’t keep it PG
I'ma be cool when you’re smokin' on trees
I'ma be cool we start doin skis

[Chorus]
Yuh, I'ma be a cool dad
Let my kids drink down in the basement
Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded
We're gettin' wasted
We're gettin' wasted
Yeh, I'ma be a cool dad
Let my kids drink down in the basement
Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded
We're gettin' wasted, waste-e-ed

[Verse 2]
Sorry, not sorry
I party, you party
Picking you up in my brand new ferrari
Classmates are jealous of your diamond necklace
So fuck what they tell us
So, can’t you read? ABCs
Maybe hitting too much weed
Rich as me?
In your dreams
Please just listen when I speak
[Chorus]
Uh, yuh, I'ma be a cool dad
Let my kids drink down in the basement
Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded
We're gettin' wasted
We're gettin' wasted
Yeh, I'ma be a cool dad
Let my kids drink down in the basement
Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded
We're gettin' wasted, waste-e-ed