[Intro]
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, haha, yeah

[Chorus]
Not a cool dad, I'm the cool dad president
Secret service doing blow at my residence
Too damn cool like fresh ass peppermint
I'm the real deal, big dog, big elephant
Not a cool dad, I'm the cool dad president
CEO doing blow at your residence
Too damn cool like fresh ass peppermint
I'm the real deal, big dog, big elephant

[Verse 1]
Huh, where you at?
Bitch I'm on top feeling myself
While you sit at the bus stop, ha-ha-ha
If cash was a sport I'm the mascot
Damn my life hit the jackpot hot shot
Huh, yeah, hear the hand talk silly
Quarter mil' advance like I'm red hot silly
Made a couple bands now my bands talk
I don't shop at thrifts and I drip like a raindrop

[Chorus]
Not a cool dad, I'm the cool dad president
Secret service doing blow at my residence
Too damn cool like fresh ass peppermint
I'm the real deal big dog, big elephant
Not a cool dad, I'm the cool dad president
CEO doing blow at your residence
Too damn cool like fresh ass peppermint
I'm the real deal, big dog, big elephant

[Verse 2]
Huh, listen up - here's a big life lesson
Never answer a policeman's question
One time I did spent an hour in jail
Got out so fast 'cause my daddy paid bail
Okay, big deal, everybody makes mistakes
I say I say as I sit back baked
Algebra homework, don't make mistakes
You're gonna need this stuff for those tax breaks
[Bridge]
I'm a cool dad, how I kick back
Poppin' Tic Tacs, drinkin' six packs
I'm a cool dad, how I kick back
Poppin' Tic Tacs, drinkin' six packs

[Chorus]
Not a cool dad, I'm the cool dad president
Secret service doing blow at my residence
Too damn cool like fresh ass peppermint
I'm the real deal, big dog, big elephant
Not a cool dad, I'm the cool dad president
CEO doing blow at your residence
Too damn cool like fresh ass peppermint
I'm the real deal, big dog, big elephant