[Part 1: True Evil Villain, Ham Sandwich]
Alright, let's see
New chain, check
New watch, check
Some good za, check
Alright, I'm ready to go
Ham, you ready?
Yessir, I'm booted, looted, just took thirty percs
I'm ready to fucking go
Bet, bet-
W-wa-, Wait, huh, what'd you just do?
I just took thirty percs
Counted 'em out
W-Bruh
Get to the toilet RIGHT NOW
But-But you told me too
I told you to take one perc-thirty
Not thirty percs
You're gonna fucking die if you don't get to the-(Woaaah)
Ooooohhh Nooooo
Ham, HAM!
Bro, get ahold of yourself, n***a
Ooooh ma-
I'm spinning
Everything
THINK, A-
Small breasts, monster girls
Don't you fucking die on me!
Haha, hahaaah
N***A, WAKE UP!
WAAAAH
[Part 2: Ham Sandwich]
Yuh
Oh no
Is that-
It's the audio representation of dеath!
And he's ripping a sick break!
OH NOOO-

[Outro: Ham Sandwich]
Oh shit