[Intro: YouTuber56]
YouTuber56 here
I just wanted to let you guys know I am a hardcore atheist
Uh, I am also a super-Redditor
Give it up for my main man Freddie Laker

[Bridge]
Human beings in a mob
What’s a mob to a king? (Bunch of bullies)
What’s a king to a god? (Uh, illogical)
What’s a god to a non-believer? (Yeah!)
Who don’t believe in anything? (That's me, I don't believe in god, it's so illogical)
We make it out alive (Woahhhhh!)
All right, all right (Yes)
No church in the wild

[Verse 1: YouTuber56]

Get your faith relocated
Your feeble minds be resonated
Dub the chess club
Intellectually checkmated
F student when I got socially graded
I am 14, parents are thoroughly hated
Fedora on my head
Christianity's dead
My favorite video is Blue vs Red
Family Guy is funny and I'm gonna see Ted
Emotional thinkers are better off dead
So you wanna know whats playin' on my mind?
How are these Muslims just so blind
"Allah" isn't real, get with mankind
9/11 conspiracies are just fine
Kid of the 90's, get with my time
Know I can rhyme, born in '99
Open a Sprite and I'll fight the chime
Open those wounds and I'll rub lemon-lime
Ouch...
... it stings
[Bridge 2: Freddie Laker/YouTuber56]

Human beings in a mob
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god? (Nothing!)
What’s a god to a non-believer? (Hah! That's me!)
Who don’t believe in anything? (I don't believe in... jack nothin')

We make it out alive (Yo, I'd like to give it up to my main man,)
All right, all right (Edgyatheist88!)
No church in the wild

[Verse 2: EdgyAtheist88/YouTuber56]

I walk around the door around 4
The Fedora's tipped
In the right direction while I'm steppin'
You ain't knowing shit
Got my Reddit Gold; Sweet Baby Jesus
How can call yourself a hipster and still listen to Yeezus? (Uh-huh)
He's just a fucking sambo ass n***a go figure (Edgy!)
Could be anything in the world but decided to be a n***a- (Offensive!)
Lover standing out like my boner under covers
Preach that fucking atheist to all my brothers
That's right
I'm going hard (Croutons!)
Ask your bodyguard
Jevohah's Witness n***a I be all up in ya yard (Knock Knock)
YouTuber56 we be shining like the stars
All up in ya fucking grill like im rapping to ya car
Went to the tele
Called up Makavelli
Pretend it was a dream, I guess I pulled a Nelly (Hah)
My words stay sincere just like Nas in Belly
Pissin' on you bitches just ask R. Kelly (Ohhh!)
Back to you niggers
Who squeezing on the triggers (Woah)
You're hating on me
Cause I made six figures?
Commentating making all that YouTube money
You can't kill me
Lel, XD
[Outro: Freddie Laker/YouTuber56]

Heh
Human beings in a mob (I like the memes, they're funny)
What’s a mob to a king? (I like the me-mes)
What’s a king to a god?
What’s a god to a non-believer? (WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Who don’t believe in anything? (WAHHHHHHH, I HATE GOD I DON'T LIKE HIM!)

We make it out alive (WAHHHHHHHHH)
All right, all right (I HATE GOD...)
No church in the wild (No Church on Reddit! No church is there!)
No church in the wild (Get your Christianity somewhere else *tips fedora*)
No church in the wild (Intellectual checkmate, 'nother mind fight to my name)
No church in the wild (Hah, take that religion!)
(Take that!)