[Verse 1: Shitake Monkey]
I've seen the twin peaks and I've climbed them in my dreams
Seems like every song is about us, but you won't let me in between
My vision is doubled from the Viagra I brought, thinkin' 'bout your bubble girl
Still talkin' late on the phone, foresakin' Johnson in the friends zone

[Pre-Chorus: Shitake Monkey]
I love talkin' 'bout your ex all night
We can stay all up night, listenin' to your life
Tryna touch the gun rack, and you take a step back
Now I know why you're wack, and never get the booty go
Sex, if I can, go
Back to before I even thought to take you home

[Chorus]
Ma-ma-ma-ma, you makin' me crazy
Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do
Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy
Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma-ma, you makin' me crazy
Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do
Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy
Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma

[Verse 2: Shitake Monkey]
Now it's been hours and I'm talking still the same
I need a shower just to take this blue balls away
Think it would be enough when you felt my third leg, and kickin' it to you girl
I'm callin' 3-1-1 for a gap, I gotta find me a next chick, tonight
[Pre-Chorus: Shitake Monkey]
I love talkin' 'bout your ex all night
We can stay all up night, listenin' to your life
Tryna touch the gun rack, and you take a step back
Now I know why you're wack, and never get the booty go
Sex, if I can, go
Back to before I even thought to take you home

[Chorus: Shitake Monkey]
Ma-ma-ma-ma, you makin' me crazy
Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do
Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy
Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma
Ma-ma, you makin' me crazy
Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do
Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy
Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma

[Interlude: 88-Keys]
Yeah, welcome to the friends zone
Don't make yourself too comfy up in here, I guarantee you won't like it
The only way I be your BFF girl
Is if, I'm your Best Fucking Friend
Let's go
Shitake Monkey
Shitake Monkey
Shitake Monkey
Shitake Monkey
[Outro]
He decided after all that nice guy shit
He was not ever gonna get chump change
The next girl that he met
Was getting those two silver circles
She was gettin' handcuffed