[Intro: Teenage Disaster]
Oh, uh oh, shit my pants
Uh oh, shit my pants
Uh oh, shit my pants
Gonna make a song about it now (I love you scruff)

[Verse 1: Teenage Disaster]
I shit my pants today, yeah
I shit my pants today, uh
I shit my pants today, yeah
I shit my pants, I shit my pants
Ain't got no TP in this bitch
In this bitch, in this bitch ah
No TP in this bitch, no TP in this bitch, no TP in this bitch I shit my pants like
Woke up to the sun like I got
A little bathroom proper to daylight
Took a laxative, pill alot of Sunday
Woke up a shitty pants on a Monday

[Bridge: Teenage Disaster]
God damn, I shit my britches!
God damn, I shit my britches!
Don't got time for none of you bitches
Don't got time for none of you bitches

[Verse 2: Teenage Disaster]
Bibbity, bobity, bop
Bitch be floppity top
Throwing a rock at a cop
Millie brought, but I shit my pants bitch
And my pants and my Denoms
Fuck you bitch, hit the pussy like I'm Venom
[Verse 3: Bigkazen]
I shit my pants today
Asking my girl for a dance today, ah ya
Fuck romance today
Shit on the floor, and I danced away, ah ya
Floors covered in shit
But I don't give a fuck yeah
Don't give a fuck, ya ya (On the floor)

[Outro: Bigkazen]
Yeah (Shit)
In my pants (Shit)
Yeah, yeah (Shit, shit)