[Hook]
Lando Commando, he's as cool as Coolio
Lando Commando, you might think he’s a foolio
Lando Commando, he's as cool as Coolio
Lando Commando, everybody says he's dumb, but no!

[Verse]
Lando Commando is really cool
Gettin’ that dough while leaving school
Gettin' all the hoes 'cause he ain't a fool
Watchin' some shows 'cause he is so cool
Lando Commando:
Remember the name, playin' the banjo who's to blame?
Ridin’ a rhino, decidin’ to borrow
A crossbow with some ammo
On a fucking cargo

[Hook]
Lando Commando, he's as cool as Coolio
Lando Commando, you might think he’s a foolio
Lando Commando, he's as cool as Coolio
Lando Commando, everybody says he's dumb, but no!