[Intro]
*Granny falls down the stairs*
I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up

[Verse]
Granny fell down the stairs, and she needs her Life Alert
As you can tell, she is very hurt
She is 96-years old, and she can not stand that pain
To her, it feels like she just got hit by a train

[Pause]
I’ve fallen, can’t get up!

[Outro]
Granny be trippin' though, down the stairs
Down the stairs, granny be trippin' all down the stairs