[Verse 1]
I have no clue on what I’m going to rap to
My rhymes are so sick, they’re going to give you the flu
Nobody expects for me to make a good song
I might just go fast so you can’t sing along
I might make an offensive rhyme
I’m gonna go fast just like Amazon Prime
When I was in quarantine, I was all alone
I’m makin' this EP all on my own

[Hook]
Ain’t nobody wanna mess with me
Ain’t nobody wanna mess with the G
I’m goin' to my bathroom 'cause I gotta pee
Oh no, I got it all over my knee
I might just fuck around and jump in a pool
It’s because the water is cool

[Interlude]
Can like, one of you stop the beat please?
No? Hmm, looks like there’s gonna be a second verse

[Verse 2]
I might fuck around and I’m going to join ISIS
This beat is gold and it looks like Midas touched it
I don’t give a shit
Since you don’t know who I am
Listen to my songs for a bit
Since everybody wants to hear me rap words
I just realized that I’m only two-thirds into the song
That might be wrong
If I sound bored, it’s because I am
I’m out of space, and I have no RAM
That’s enough of Channel 2
Let’s tune in back to Zac: How are you?
[Hook]
Ain’t nobody wanna mess with me
Ain’t nobody wanna mess with the G
I’m goin' to my bathroom 'cause I gotta pee
Oh no, I got it all over my knee
I might just fuck around and jump in a pool
It’s because the water is cool
I got nothing to fill this rhyme
So it appears I’m just wasting your time