[Verse 1]
(I was) Playin’ TV and just suddenly
I hear a knock on my door and it’s not my family
I was playing Smash Bros. and I couldn’t be beat
But I was so confident beating this Dedede
The people who were knocking, they said they knew me
I was like, “What?”
They’re like, “Do you want some tea?”
I said, “HELL NO!”
Then I pushed 'em away
It was all good until the very next day
I was playin’ Call of Duty, mindin’ my business
The same people knocked on my door, they seemed vicious
It was like they were hunting me down
I left my house then ran around town
Looks like they were trying to get in my house
I just moved in so there’s nothin' around
Oh no, they’re stealin' all of my stuff
Looks like this starting was rough
It’s not very CashMoney to do that
It’s a good thing they didn’t steal my hat
One of my most prized possessions
Next time when they come, I’ll teach ‘em a lesson
I’ma knock ‘em out, make ‘em have doubt
This town needs a neighborhood scout
Wipe ‘em clean, I’ma be mean
I’ma kill them like Killer Bean
[Verse 2]
All day and all night
These people really wanted to fight
I guarantee you, I kicked their butts
These idiots were such a klutz
I went from hotel to motel
Then I came across Drake Bell
Well, I guess this is the end of the story
I’m gonna go find something just like I’m Dory