[Intro]
CarsonBoi, what you talkin' about? (Brr)
And CarsonBoi, whatever you do, just please don’t shout (Brr)
You’re as bad as Dylan’s channel (Brr)
You’re so bad, I’ll put you in a barrel (Brr)
Yeah, let’s go

[Verse]
Carson, what the hell?
I’ll bet you’ll stay in that cell
With your cellmates
Don’t drop that soap
Go ahead, put your head through the rope
You’re as equal to Lil Pump
Shhhhhh, don’t check the trunk (Brr)
Come on, Carson, lemme get the money
Come on, Carson, don’t be a dummy (Brr)
The only thing you have is air
Carson, Carson, Carson, don’t swear (Brr)
What are you? A little bitch?
Carson, you need to get a Switch (Brr)
Not complaining
Looks like your energy is draining (Brr)
Carson, can you actually respond?
If you don’t you’ll drown in a pond
Rеmember when I suckеd at rapping?
Yeah, that’s no more
Here, let me give you a little bit of me rappin'
What’s two plus two? It’s four (Brr, Brr, Brr, Brr)
Minus one is three (Quick mafs!)
Psych! Just kidding!
Carson, god, stop bitching
You’ll get a splinter from jerkin' your wood
Kailen would jerk yours only if she could (Brr)
I got a hard ass beat
You only beat your meat
You gotta suck a dick
That really makes me sick
(Brr, brr, brr, brr)
[Outro]
I went for a different approach with that, so
Actually respond this time, Carson
If you don’t… I will hurt you, BAD
I’m just kidding
I’ll hit you