[Intro]
PQNO on the track

[Verse]
I'm gonna go spaz on the beat
So you better go take a seat
Everybody wants to listen to me rap fast so here's a treat
And nobody, ever gets me
Hold on a second, I gotta pee
*Toilet flushes*
'K, I'm done
What's up everybody? My name is Zac
My lyrics are wack
After my brand new album, I'm back
It’s goin' dark, I’m goin' black
I'm gonna put you in a coffin
This happens every so often
You're gonna get coffin danced on
You probably still live with your mom
I am such a baller
I wish that I was taller — I am five foot
On your chest is where I stood
You wish that I didn't
Oh, haha, I'm just kidding
I'm just messing around
I am thе king so get me crowned
Evеrybody said I'm bad
But nobody says I'm rad
That makes me really sad
I've been told I should never be a dad
I'm gonna pull the trigger
I'm getting really bigger
You should stop being bitter
I'm getting pulled over by a-
Gold digger
What'd you think I was going to say? Ha (Chicka chicka oh)
You thought there was good in me?
Well you can't even see
That there is one hundred percent evil in my body
I came out of my driveway, just to get really sick
Basic math: what is nineteen plus COVID?
But you might think, “Zac that is really offensive!”
Well that's too bad...
I’m not expensive
I’m gonna go to the supermarket just to buy one orange
Well it's kinda weird, because I came out with a lot of door hinges
I'm growin' inches
With these bitches
With these snitches
(Yeah)
Am I even normal anymore?
Can I go to the grocery store?
Can I go and buy a horse?
Can I go and get some more?
I am stuck in my house
There's a tiny mouse
Laying on the bed
Just like a bull, I'm seeing red
(Yeah)
[Outro]
Lando Commando sucks
Enough said