[Intro: Zac and Gin Rino]
Yo, got the money?
'Course I got the money, fool
Great
Alright
There's one thing I didn't tell you
*Gunshots*

[Verse 1]
In my house with an unexpected visitor
I'm expecting he wants me to do my finisher
I'm gonna uppercut him straight through the roof
He went up and he just went: “poof”
Cops came in wondering what happened
I burned my house on fire
Now they are all blackened
I guess I am a criminal
This whole story is fictional
It all started with this accident
Staying away from his is adequate
I feel like I wanna quit
All because this guy can't sit
His name is Ayden Davis
I feel like his real name should've been Mavis
He says that I am the greatest
Well I say that he is spacious
Says that he's dirty, let's call him Harry
I wanna kill him just like Mariah Carrey
I should stop paying attention to him
His hair really needs a trim
[Hook]
As the world turns, we all go evil
Nowadays that is most people
All these people are really tangy
And that makes me really angry
As the world turns, we all get mad
Can someone make a trick where they can find my dad?
Everybody is just stupid
Nowadays we really need a Cupid

[Verse 2]
Now let's get back to the track
Ayden takes cookie-crack
Well, it’s sort of like cocaine
He's gonna die just like Kurt Cobain
If you couldn't tell, that was a joke
Why do people always have to croak?
I got some bars that go all the way to Mars
I'm not goin' to be able to touch the starts (D.O.R.)
Wait, what was that?
I need to have a chat with a brat who is really fat
I got lyrics that can make someone cry
I'm undercover so call me a spy
Shhhhh, don’t tell anybody
I make women dryer than the [fucking] Mojave
Ayden is gay and that's a fact
Please don't make eye contact
We'll it's almost time to go
I don't wanna spend my time with a [ho]
As a matter of fact, Ayden Davis
He is as stupid as HowToBasic
Didn't people say that he was VSauce?
Didn't people say that he was the boss?
Well if they did, I don't agree with them
I bet Ayden doesn't have this: STEM
[Hook]
As the world turns, we all go evil
Nowadays that is most people
All these people are really tangy
And that makes me really angry
As the world turns, we all get mad
Can someone make a trick where they can find my dad?
Everybody is just stupid
Nowadays we really need a Cupid

[Outro]
Lando Commando sucks
Why did I even make it?
Jesus