[Part 1: Zubin Sedghi, Mary-Kate Olsen]
*Ringing*
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hm?
Hello?
Mary-Kate, Hi
Well?
Hello?
Hello?
Hm?
*Dial tone*

[Part 2: Zubin, Mary-Kate]
*Ringing*
Hello?
Mary-Kate, is that you?
*Laugh*
I'm calling from Tally Hall, and I wanted to know if you wanted to be in one of our songs
Okay, I don't mean to be harsh, but, lame
*Dial tone*

[Part 3: Zubin, Mary-Kate]
*Ringing*
Hello?
Hey, Mary-Kate, hi. What's up?
I'm so tired, I could stay here all day
I'll come to your house if you want
You will?
I can come like, right now if you want, even
Now? No. I'm not interested
[Outro]
Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
[fades out]