[Rob Cantor]
We need cash

[Andrew Horowitz]
What happened to our stash?

[Rob Cantor]
I bought a new guitar

[Joe Hawley]
I rented a classy car

[Zubin Sedghi]
I got suckered by email thugs
Into cheap prescription drugs

[Rob Cantor]
Whatever will we do?

[Joe]
We'll have to think it through

[Andrew Horowitz]
I have a word in mind
A very scary kind
I fear it every day
It starts with letter J
[Zubin]
Jam? Jackal?

[Joe]
Job?

[Rob Cantor]
Job!

[Joe]
People, keep it calm
I'll simply call my mom
"Hello, this is your son. Our bank account is done
How much? Well, there is none."
She's never any fun

[Zubin Sedghi]
Break it down!

[Zubin Sedghi]
We all could live like kings if I sell my girlfriend's things
Her computer and hеr make-up kit will go for quite a bit

[Rob Cantor]
She'll probably go bеrserk!
[Zubin Sedghi]
I'll make you look like the jerk

[Rob Cantor]
I'll ace the GRE, and harvest a PHD
After curing the HIV, I'll collect my royalties

[Joe Hawley]
Do you think you're bright enough?

[Rob Cantor]
I'll get his girlfriend's stuff
Break it down!

[Joe Hawley]
I'll play a simple tune!
One that makes consumers swoon!
We'll infect you with contagious rhyme!
To keep them coming every time
That's all we'll have to play
And then they'll have to pay
Break it down!